My days are filled with observing you.
I mostly feel alone.
Whilst I chill on me perch . . .
You work from home.
You know what?
I kinda feel double crossed. . .
You give all your attention to that thing Microsoft!
“Whos a pretty boy?”
All that flattery, and you won’t peel me a soddin’ grape . . .
We’re meant to be pals you and I . . .
We used to be great!
Ey up! Nah then . . .
The back doors ajar.
I bet you think I can’t get reight far!
Ha! If only you knew . . . Silly sod should’ve kept it shut!
I’m off to the co-op to get me’ sen my own ‘fruit & nut’
By the way! I’m not missing!. . .
But it looks like you’re missing me! He he!
Bloody humans. They’re so over the top. . .
Can a parrot not nip t’ local corner shop?
RAIN WITH A CHANCE OF SPEEDBALLS 